Post by Umashi on May 29, 2014 1:05:44 GMT -7
I WROTE THIS AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING, IT IS NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF MY RP SKILLS I PROMISE YOU.
Mission Link: Inner Matters. . .
Umashi stared around the room at the men with their regal kimono's and fancy wakizashi swords at their waists. He had been formally invited to he secret meeting room of the men who had hired him. Looking around with a hesitant stare at each man in turn, analyzing them.
"Ba-ka... Ba-ka..." He thought to himself as he turned his head to each man in turn,"He looks like he's about as good at his job as a no armed postman... Ewww that one's picking his nose how unclassy..." Finally his attention focused on the big boss who had hired him. "At least he looks like he knows his way around the finer things..." Was Umashi's final thought. As the boss and his most important henchmen went about talking about all the important things they talked about in these kind of boring meetings. Umashi let out a soft sigh and rested his head in his hand slightly cock-eyed. He was sitting full pretzel on the ground in a fancy blue kimono of similar status to the one the men wore, his katana sitting in front of him as was custom for guests at these... Fiascoes... The bosses all turned at once to look at him with furious looks in their eyes, the man snapped up to attention and said calmly, "Oh pardon me, I'm just anxiously waiting to hear about what it was you wanted me to do boss-sama's." He said, he didn't mean to be rude that wasn't his game. But he was mighty board just sitting around when he could be sitting with a fine honey in a hot spring.
Taking a deep breath he sat back up and held his breath for about fifteen seconds and then let it out in the form of another soft sigh before making his posture and behavior more proper for this type of thing. Mmmm, while they conducted their more "important" business (wasn't it just as rude of them to keep him waiting? Damn fools...) he thought back to when they had contacted him. He had been passed out in a bar with his head on the table when they had come in. It had taken them forever to shake him awake but when they did they had acted extremely rude to him. He hadn't meant to do it but he had accidentally sliced the arm from one of the henchmen, he had been startled and the guy had it coming after all... Luckily Kusagakure was almost the capital of shady dealings so such things happened everyday. Luckily for him the boss had been there and told him that it was a compliment of his skills and that the guy wouldn't miss it, it wasn't the first job he could have lost because of... Ehhh, accidents! So thankfully this boss had a brain in his head.
But as the bosses continued talking, another thing came to Umashi's mind that he hadn't had time to think about, Kusagakure was a cesspool of rumors and information deemed "inappropriate" to people that didn't have nine inch scars running down their faces or a deep addiction to alcohol. Anyways, rumors had been stirring that Hokage-sama and a few other villages had finally gotten around to putting the bounty out on him, he had no idea how much it was for, nor did he care that much. But it was nice to know that they were at least thinking about him.
"OYYYY SHINOBI ARE YOU THERE!" A loud voice suddenly came out nowhere startling Umashi. He turned and saw that the boss was finally addressing him and from his tone and the color of his face he had been doing so for quite some time. "Oh... Sorry boss-sama." He replied with before saying, "I got a little lost in thought." The man crossed his arms together and harumphed once before nodding and saying.
"Alright, well I'm pretty sure you've been kinda filled in on the details of what I need you to do." Umashi's face went blank, had they told him while he was blanked out? "But I'll fill you in again just in case." "Whew..."
"Your mission is to seek out a rogue shinobi that goes by the name of Karubin and take him out by any means necessary, he is a Kusagakure ninja that specializes in techniques involving bubbles." Umashi held his hand up for a second, his face turning friend from containing his laughter. "Excuse me boss-sama, but you're telling me that this man not only became a shinobi, but rose to the rank of Jounin through using bubbles?" The boss stared at him before saying, "OY! This is no time for jokes, he has killed people with these bubbles that were considered far more dangerous threats than you!" This particular bit caused Umashi's ears to prick up a little bit. In a flash he slammed his hand down on the table in front of him, breaking it and making everything on it fly into the air, drawing his sword in a flash he quickly swung his sword in a precise way to cause of the chopsticks that was laying before to become sharpened. He then sheathed his sword and threw the chopstick at the boss, pinning his neck lapel of his kimono to the wall. The best part? He had done it under three seconds. All the men in the room stood up and drew their swords, pointing them at the man. But the boss quickly raised his hand although the fear in his eyes was apparent. "Oy, bossu... Don't ever compare me to a bubble blower or the people he's killed. Because it won't matter how strong his opponents have been, I'M the one sitting in front of you."
The boss nodded quickly as he tried to yank the chopstick out to no avail. A smile came onto Umashi's face as he stood up, placing his hands together and bowing his head to all the bosses of the gang and placing his katana into his waistband. As they all ran over to try and help their boss Umashi turned and headed towards the door, stopping just before he opened it and beginning to speak, he couldn't help but chuckle as the sounds of commotion completely stopped, "I'll go ahead and make sure the boss doesn't send anyone after you, I know you've been seeing that maiden of the village. Quite a beauty isn't she? I can smell her perfume on your kimono... Hehehehe... See ya later!" A lone wave behind his head and he was out into the night.
The next morning. . .
Umashi awoke with a young woman on his arm, her large bosom had crushed it and it took him five minutes to get it to wake back up. He walked over to the desk where he had placed his tin of cigars and pulled one out, smelling it before placing it into his mouth and lighting a match. As he drew on it, he could feel the burn in the back of his throat invigorating him. He quickly dressed himself in a basic black tee and slacks. He grabbed his katana cord off the ground and wrapped it around the blade so that he could slip it on his back. Quickly slipping his sandals on he set out to find out some intel on this Karubin guy. Just before he walked out the door, he pressed his hands together, running through a quick series of seals.
Henge no Jutsu!
There was a large POOF of white smoke, and suddenly Umashi had turned into an old hooded crone woman. Walking through the streets the name of the game was to just listen, a question here or there and always maintaining a very observant attitude. At the end of the day as he got back home he had learned two things, one! The man known as Karubin was still in the village, and two! He was staying at the Gold Crane inn. He found it odd that a shinobi of his own village was staying in an inn, which meant that either Kusagakure had a shitty ninja program, or this guy was just one odd duck.
Having learned this information, he knew it was important that he take out this rival shinobi as quickly as possible. He didn't bother going back to the inn to get any of his other gear, his sword would be enough~ Deep down he knew that having a cocky attitude like that would be the death of him, but what would some guy that fought with bubbles be able to do? Besides, Umashi had a pretty good guess that he could get in and cut him a few times before he was even able to get off handseals. Heh..
As he made his way through the village, the moon had made it's way over the village. It was a full moon and the illumination that mixed with the shadows danced before his eyes, it was very beautiful... Heh...
Taking a deep breath, suddenly the air chilled and Umashi stopped. His eyes analyzing every direction, everyone had gone in for the night and it was completely still. But the temperature kept cooling at a rapid rate around him. Suddenly there was a loud popping sound, and then needles. Needles everywhere. His reflexes and speed kicked in as he attempted to dodge, but a few needles managed to find there way into his back. Luckily nothing hurt besides the stinging pain from the needles, so at least all of his inner bits were good.
He had drawn his sword in the same motion as when he had dodged and now found himself standing in the shadows on the side of a building, picking what needles he could out of his back. They were senbon, and from what he could tell they weren't poisoned, at least with nothing fast acting. A scowl made it's way onto his features, where was this pansy who had attacked him? He had no doubt it was the bubble blowing pansy since the loud popping noises were very similar to the popping of a bubble. But what kind of jutsu had needles and bubbles...
Kusagakure was an odd, odd place... Taking the blade called Harmony and shifting it from his left to right hands he held it at a downwards facing position and once again analyzed his scenario. He knew that the air got cold when gripped by the bubble blower's Ninjutsu, and he knew that a popping noise was followed by lots of needles. Where was the best place for this guy to be? Suddenly there was another pop but this time he was ready, leaping from the shadows as a barrage of needles pelted the wall where he was just standing.
"Crap, crap, crap. I wish I had paid more attention when they were going over this in the academy." He muttered to himself, he was that a good student in class and always had been but he had a tendency to skip certain parts that he didn't think were very interesting. Unfortunately shinobi placements and analyzing where you foe was hiding was something he had found terribly boring as a child. He spun his sword once and held it with both hands as he listened intently, suddenly he saw a flash from atop a rooftop out of the corner of his eye and quickly leaped into action. Sheathing his sword and running towards the roof. He made a quick series of seals,
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!
And five clones appeared besides him, before he had left Konohagakure. Umashi had learned several village secret techniques with his status as Jounin. It gave him an edge as a Missing-Ninja. He had his clones run out in front of him and quickly jump on one another's shoulders, this allowed him to run up their bodies and then be thrown by the final one for extra momentum all the way to the top, after all. The Suave Ninja was all about smooth executions. Once he had hit the top, one sword draw was all it took for him to slash right through the man. Who's arm went rolling onto the ground.
With a triumphant face, he looked down at his opponent.
Who was a woman.
A very, very, attractive woman.
And he had just cut her arm off. Her face was twisted into rage as her arm bled from the stump he had created, a cut of that nature only took a few minutes to bleed out without any medical attention so she didn't have long, but it looked like her last breath was to be spent hating him. He looked down at her and said, "I didn't expect you to be so beautiful doll, I'm sorry it had to be this way... I'll make it quick." After saying this, the initial time it took for him to take off her head was only a second after what he had said could register. Such was the speed of the samurai blade. . .
A dark look passed over his eyes and he sighed. He hadn't wanted to kill such a beauty, but she had started it and it was life...
Quite tired he wasted no time heading to the rival bosses headquarters, slashing his way through the man's bodyguards until he burst into his sleeping chambers. He went over and stood over the man on top of his bead, leaning down with his face twisted into one of rage as he said, "Oy bastard. Why'd you have to go and hire a pretty girl aye? That was the most regrettable kill I've ever made where the heck do you get off?!"
"I-I-I d-d-what?"
"Don't get lippy with me!" He picked him up by his shirt and said menacingly, "If you so much as try and hire any ninja in this country or any of the countries in the rest of the world, I'll be back for your head got it?" He threw the man's shirt (and whole body) back down into the bed and left quickly.
The next morning he went out and sought payment for the mission, leaving the boss-sama free to go on with his dirty adultery. Umashi was shocked that this had been classified as an A-Rank task... If this was how difficult A-Rank tasks were he would just stay in Kusagakure forever!
"Ba-ka... Ba-ka..." He thought to himself as he turned his head to each man in turn,"He looks like he's about as good at his job as a no armed postman... Ewww that one's picking his nose how unclassy..." Finally his attention focused on the big boss who had hired him. "At least he looks like he knows his way around the finer things..." Was Umashi's final thought. As the boss and his most important henchmen went about talking about all the important things they talked about in these kind of boring meetings. Umashi let out a soft sigh and rested his head in his hand slightly cock-eyed. He was sitting full pretzel on the ground in a fancy blue kimono of similar status to the one the men wore, his katana sitting in front of him as was custom for guests at these... Fiascoes... The bosses all turned at once to look at him with furious looks in their eyes, the man snapped up to attention and said calmly, "Oh pardon me, I'm just anxiously waiting to hear about what it was you wanted me to do boss-sama's." He said, he didn't mean to be rude that wasn't his game. But he was mighty board just sitting around when he could be sitting with a fine honey in a hot spring.
Taking a deep breath he sat back up and held his breath for about fifteen seconds and then let it out in the form of another soft sigh before making his posture and behavior more proper for this type of thing. Mmmm, while they conducted their more "important" business (wasn't it just as rude of them to keep him waiting? Damn fools...) he thought back to when they had contacted him. He had been passed out in a bar with his head on the table when they had come in. It had taken them forever to shake him awake but when they did they had acted extremely rude to him. He hadn't meant to do it but he had accidentally sliced the arm from one of the henchmen, he had been startled and the guy had it coming after all... Luckily Kusagakure was almost the capital of shady dealings so such things happened everyday. Luckily for him the boss had been there and told him that it was a compliment of his skills and that the guy wouldn't miss it, it wasn't the first job he could have lost because of... Ehhh, accidents! So thankfully this boss had a brain in his head.
But as the bosses continued talking, another thing came to Umashi's mind that he hadn't had time to think about, Kusagakure was a cesspool of rumors and information deemed "inappropriate" to people that didn't have nine inch scars running down their faces or a deep addiction to alcohol. Anyways, rumors had been stirring that Hokage-sama and a few other villages had finally gotten around to putting the bounty out on him, he had no idea how much it was for, nor did he care that much. But it was nice to know that they were at least thinking about him.
"OYYYY SHINOBI ARE YOU THERE!" A loud voice suddenly came out nowhere startling Umashi. He turned and saw that the boss was finally addressing him and from his tone and the color of his face he had been doing so for quite some time. "Oh... Sorry boss-sama." He replied with before saying, "I got a little lost in thought." The man crossed his arms together and harumphed once before nodding and saying.
"Alright, well I'm pretty sure you've been kinda filled in on the details of what I need you to do." Umashi's face went blank, had they told him while he was blanked out? "But I'll fill you in again just in case." "Whew..."
"Your mission is to seek out a rogue shinobi that goes by the name of Karubin and take him out by any means necessary, he is a Kusagakure ninja that specializes in techniques involving bubbles." Umashi held his hand up for a second, his face turning friend from containing his laughter. "Excuse me boss-sama, but you're telling me that this man not only became a shinobi, but rose to the rank of Jounin through using bubbles?" The boss stared at him before saying, "OY! This is no time for jokes, he has killed people with these bubbles that were considered far more dangerous threats than you!" This particular bit caused Umashi's ears to prick up a little bit. In a flash he slammed his hand down on the table in front of him, breaking it and making everything on it fly into the air, drawing his sword in a flash he quickly swung his sword in a precise way to cause of the chopsticks that was laying before to become sharpened. He then sheathed his sword and threw the chopstick at the boss, pinning his neck lapel of his kimono to the wall. The best part? He had done it under three seconds. All the men in the room stood up and drew their swords, pointing them at the man. But the boss quickly raised his hand although the fear in his eyes was apparent. "Oy, bossu... Don't ever compare me to a bubble blower or the people he's killed. Because it won't matter how strong his opponents have been, I'M the one sitting in front of you."
The boss nodded quickly as he tried to yank the chopstick out to no avail. A smile came onto Umashi's face as he stood up, placing his hands together and bowing his head to all the bosses of the gang and placing his katana into his waistband. As they all ran over to try and help their boss Umashi turned and headed towards the door, stopping just before he opened it and beginning to speak, he couldn't help but chuckle as the sounds of commotion completely stopped, "I'll go ahead and make sure the boss doesn't send anyone after you, I know you've been seeing that maiden of the village. Quite a beauty isn't she? I can smell her perfume on your kimono... Hehehehe... See ya later!" A lone wave behind his head and he was out into the night.
The next morning. . .
Umashi awoke with a young woman on his arm, her large bosom had crushed it and it took him five minutes to get it to wake back up. He walked over to the desk where he had placed his tin of cigars and pulled one out, smelling it before placing it into his mouth and lighting a match. As he drew on it, he could feel the burn in the back of his throat invigorating him. He quickly dressed himself in a basic black tee and slacks. He grabbed his katana cord off the ground and wrapped it around the blade so that he could slip it on his back. Quickly slipping his sandals on he set out to find out some intel on this Karubin guy. Just before he walked out the door, he pressed his hands together, running through a quick series of seals.
Henge no Jutsu!
There was a large POOF of white smoke, and suddenly Umashi had turned into an old hooded crone woman. Walking through the streets the name of the game was to just listen, a question here or there and always maintaining a very observant attitude. At the end of the day as he got back home he had learned two things, one! The man known as Karubin was still in the village, and two! He was staying at the Gold Crane inn. He found it odd that a shinobi of his own village was staying in an inn, which meant that either Kusagakure had a shitty ninja program, or this guy was just one odd duck.
Having learned this information, he knew it was important that he take out this rival shinobi as quickly as possible. He didn't bother going back to the inn to get any of his other gear, his sword would be enough~ Deep down he knew that having a cocky attitude like that would be the death of him, but what would some guy that fought with bubbles be able to do? Besides, Umashi had a pretty good guess that he could get in and cut him a few times before he was even able to get off handseals. Heh..
As he made his way through the village, the moon had made it's way over the village. It was a full moon and the illumination that mixed with the shadows danced before his eyes, it was very beautiful... Heh...
Taking a deep breath, suddenly the air chilled and Umashi stopped. His eyes analyzing every direction, everyone had gone in for the night and it was completely still. But the temperature kept cooling at a rapid rate around him. Suddenly there was a loud popping sound, and then needles. Needles everywhere. His reflexes and speed kicked in as he attempted to dodge, but a few needles managed to find there way into his back. Luckily nothing hurt besides the stinging pain from the needles, so at least all of his inner bits were good.
He had drawn his sword in the same motion as when he had dodged and now found himself standing in the shadows on the side of a building, picking what needles he could out of his back. They were senbon, and from what he could tell they weren't poisoned, at least with nothing fast acting. A scowl made it's way onto his features, where was this pansy who had attacked him? He had no doubt it was the bubble blowing pansy since the loud popping noises were very similar to the popping of a bubble. But what kind of jutsu had needles and bubbles...
Kusagakure was an odd, odd place... Taking the blade called Harmony and shifting it from his left to right hands he held it at a downwards facing position and once again analyzed his scenario. He knew that the air got cold when gripped by the bubble blower's Ninjutsu, and he knew that a popping noise was followed by lots of needles. Where was the best place for this guy to be? Suddenly there was another pop but this time he was ready, leaping from the shadows as a barrage of needles pelted the wall where he was just standing.
"Crap, crap, crap. I wish I had paid more attention when they were going over this in the academy." He muttered to himself, he was that a good student in class and always had been but he had a tendency to skip certain parts that he didn't think were very interesting. Unfortunately shinobi placements and analyzing where you foe was hiding was something he had found terribly boring as a child. He spun his sword once and held it with both hands as he listened intently, suddenly he saw a flash from atop a rooftop out of the corner of his eye and quickly leaped into action. Sheathing his sword and running towards the roof. He made a quick series of seals,
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!
And five clones appeared besides him, before he had left Konohagakure. Umashi had learned several village secret techniques with his status as Jounin. It gave him an edge as a Missing-Ninja. He had his clones run out in front of him and quickly jump on one another's shoulders, this allowed him to run up their bodies and then be thrown by the final one for extra momentum all the way to the top, after all. The Suave Ninja was all about smooth executions. Once he had hit the top, one sword draw was all it took for him to slash right through the man. Who's arm went rolling onto the ground.
With a triumphant face, he looked down at his opponent.
Who was a woman.
A very, very, attractive woman.
And he had just cut her arm off. Her face was twisted into rage as her arm bled from the stump he had created, a cut of that nature only took a few minutes to bleed out without any medical attention so she didn't have long, but it looked like her last breath was to be spent hating him. He looked down at her and said, "I didn't expect you to be so beautiful doll, I'm sorry it had to be this way... I'll make it quick." After saying this, the initial time it took for him to take off her head was only a second after what he had said could register. Such was the speed of the samurai blade. . .
A dark look passed over his eyes and he sighed. He hadn't wanted to kill such a beauty, but she had started it and it was life...
Quite tired he wasted no time heading to the rival bosses headquarters, slashing his way through the man's bodyguards until he burst into his sleeping chambers. He went over and stood over the man on top of his bead, leaning down with his face twisted into one of rage as he said, "Oy bastard. Why'd you have to go and hire a pretty girl aye? That was the most regrettable kill I've ever made where the heck do you get off?!"
"I-I-I d-d-what?"
"Don't get lippy with me!" He picked him up by his shirt and said menacingly, "If you so much as try and hire any ninja in this country or any of the countries in the rest of the world, I'll be back for your head got it?" He threw the man's shirt (and whole body) back down into the bed and left quickly.
The next morning he went out and sought payment for the mission, leaving the boss-sama free to go on with his dirty adultery. Umashi was shocked that this had been classified as an A-Rank task... If this was how difficult A-Rank tasks were he would just stay in Kusagakure forever!
