Pour Toi Mon Amour. . . [One-and-Done, No Kill]

As a "Diplomat of the Hidden Rivers" Umashi had a moderately difficult time getting into the Raikage's top floor where her office was locating. It had been two days since he and Fumiko had to make a quick escape from the village of Iwagakure, and the journey to Kumogakure had been pretty long. The new duo had to throw their trail off of a assault squad that had gone in pursuit of them, but as far as Umashi had known everything was okay. As a precaution he had left Fumiko on the outside of the village in the accompany of Hajime and Junichi to watch over her. Hajime was one of the cuddliest little bastards that Umashi had ever met, and he knew that if anything was to go wrong that Junichi would be able to protect the girl. Umashi had left his bag with them but had taken a special passport that he had created by a master forger from one of the villages located in the River Country, and had even taken it a step further by adding Umashi's alias name into the records so as far as everyone was concerned. "Benkai Oto" was a real diplomat that worked out of the River Country. A quick Henge or two later, and he was on the top floor. He had always considered the Godaime Raikage "Mei Tachibana" to be one of the most beautiful women he had ever seen, and legends of her beauty had stretched far and wide during his travels. As a man, and as the "Suave Ninja" he wasn't going to let this one in a lifetime opportunities get away. He had heard that the Raikage was walking around the village and wasn't currently in her office. Umashi or rather, "Benkai" had brought flowers as a show of goodwill. As he neared her office, he knocked several times on the door. He hadn't seen a secretary anywhere. Perhaps walking with the lovely Mei? Who knew. . . All that mattered was that he was going to do something that was considered an act of hardcore breaking and entering. . . Or also known as: regular every day stuff.

He knocked again, once he was certain there was no one in there. He tried the door, locked~ of course. Pulling a kunai out, he started to work on it from a still standing position, his back facing anyone that passed as he made sure to knock every know and again with his other hand. Not many people passed by anyways, but as a missing ninja he had made it his first priority to learn the tricks of the trade, picking locks, espionage, disguise, and he had learned from the best spy ninja in the River Country. There was a click, and suddenly he was in. Looking around the office, he smiled. "It's as nicely decorated as I would expect it to be for a beauty like you." Walking over to her desk, he looked down at it and found a pen and piece of paper, taking a vase he had hidden in his jacket and a bottle of water as he filled with the vase and placed the flowers square in the middle of the desk. Taking the note and writing this out,

"Miss Raikage,

Legends tell of your beauty, and I have traveled a very long way just to tell you this. Don't get too stressed running a country, and don't worry about the flowers. They're for you I hope you like them.

Regards,
Your Secret Admirer
The "Suave Ninja"

He read over it again, and sighed softly rubbing his temple. What a fool he was, such a silly thing he was doing just for the simple act of doing it. With a nod, he left the note near the vase where he knew she would see it, and made his way back down out of the tower. Once he had made it out, he smiled all the way out of the gates and back into the countryside, doing stupid stuff like this was going to be the death of him and he was setting a terrible example with Fumiko, who he had warned against doing things just like this. But it didn't matter, he hadn't become the "Suave Ninja" by being a coward. . .

As he left the village, he went to the spot where he had left Fumiko, snuggled up with Hajime in his fur and asleep. Shi sleeping nearby and Junichi sitting nearby, his large kunai chain wrapped around his body. "Everything go okay Junichi-sama?" He asked with a smile, and received a nod in return. Umashi saluted the bear and then watched as he poofed into white smoke, going back to the Fiyoko Forest. Umashi walked over to the young girl and picked her up into his arms, releasing Hajime who also poofed into smoke. He didn't wake the girl up and it was the first time he had seen her sleeping since they had left, she had been so excited about traveling around it almost seemed like she had forgotten how to sleep. Letting Shit crawl up his legs onto his upper body, he gathered up his bag and started walking.

With his pointless act of foolish flirting aside, they were due in Amegakure. . .